PShields.net will unveil a “super cool” new theme in the next few days, blogger Patrick Shields just announced on his website. He seriously just announced it right now, exactly at the time of this posting.
“In addition to the new theme, I’m also writing my first press release,” Shields said. “Now I can make up quotes and talk about myself in third person.”
Shields said the site redesign will encourage viewers to stay on the site for longer periods of time.
“I’m starting to fall prey to the marketing mentality,” Shields wept. “I just hope I can provide enough value to my readers, so that they stay and donate money.”
